I'm Julie, I'm 18, and I'm hilarious. Seattle born and raised. Seahawks, Canucks, Thunderbirds, and bowling = Life.
Glass half empty type.
I'm just your average girl.
And I can dodge the rain.

 

I know it’s selfish, but I hope you won’t be able to breathe without me.

I want you to need me. (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: classically-incomplete)

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

sirenck:

it’s just. ferguson isn’t over. this shit won’t ever be over. but people have stopped reblogging, stopped posting, stopped raising awareness for this major event. people are still angry. i’m still angry. stay angry.

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat)

Chasing something that never even existed.

Chasing something that never even existed.

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

glovehand:

*alex galchenyuk voice* brendan gallagher?? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of photos of brendan gallagher spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of brendan gallagher scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen